> “Others would dress as Mimes, binge on glue fumes and learn Spanish before setting off on all night Steak and Onions bender at Planet…
> “To be blunt, this place smells like a wet towel which is more to do with its near 100% humidity rather than the fact…
> “The Japanese Gyoza, much like Japanese women, is small and alluring and best served with dipping sauce.“ Every Easter Sunday I go on a…
> “Then once they are no longer Pups, you simply send them to kinder and let the Government approved education system turn them into Wolves.“…
> “The undercut was among the worst things the 90′s produced alongside Riverdance and bum-bags/fanny packs.” To complete the trilogy, I turn my attention to…